The French Bring The Sexy Back To Weight Loss In New Weight Watchers Campaign

And here we thought that French women didn’t get fat. Well, apparently they do. And where there are fat people, there is Weight Watchers, happy to accept your monthly fee. Seen here in this campaign for Weight Watchers, the French show their incredible knack for taking something terribly unsexy — like weight loss — and creating borderline porn.

Urging chubby Frenchmen to ‘Treat Yourself Better,’ the new campaign is focused around overly glossed lips, toying with food in the most suggestive ways possible. Although, some people seeing the commercial and print ads might not know whether to call Weight Watchers or dim the lights, we must give props for creativity. After all, they did avoid the easy sell by not using corn dogs and tacos.

[via The Frisky, thanks Amy]

The Roast My Weenie Hot Dog Cooker Will Help Make Family BBQs More Uncomfortable

Who wants a weenie? The Roast My Weenie Hot Dog Cooker will hold your tube meat in place while it roasts, and should help lighten the mood at the next outdoor family event. The metal base can even be customized to include a design or witty euphemism of your choice.

Just make sure to tell your guests to bring their appetites, and a healthy supply of dick jokes.

[link, via Incredible Things]

Foods And Nudes by Alexis Petruso

The link between food and sex is undeniable. But if science doesn’t do it for you, one need look no further than the work of Dallas-based artist Alexis Petruso. In her series of oil pastels, Foods & Nudes, Alexis deliberately separates the two concepts, only to reveal how strong that link actually is.

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Penis-Shaped Fruit

Just when we thought that some fruits couldn’t get any more phallic or giggle-inducing, there might soon be an even more anatomically-correct member of the produce section. Maria Rodrigues de Aguiar Farias of Brazil has erected a garden of penis-shaped passion fruit.

The 53-yr-old, presumably single Farias has even started to charge admission to see the well-endowed fruit. With a charge scale seemingly inspired by Boogie Nights, it will cost you two reals ($1) to look, 15 ($9) for taking photographs, and 20 ($12) to shoot video. No mention of how much it costs to touch.

[link, via Holy Kaw!]