Tag: booze

Two Chips, An Animated Short

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Stop me if you’ve heard this one… Two corn chips are hanging out on a playground. Well, it’s actually a schoolyard. And, did we mention that they talk? They talk, and they start playing cause they’re on a playground, did I mention that?… You’re sure you’ve never heard this one?

Oh, never mind, it’ll never be as funny as when Director Adam Patch‘s wife got drunk and told the joke. Adam recorded it, turned it into an animation, and you should watch it because it’ll probably make you giggle. Warning: Contains graphic corn chip violence.

[link, via The Awesomer]

The iFlask Is Here To Help

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When you absolutely positively need to drink in public, and have the pocket space for two phones — the iFlask is here to help. The handy booze vessel is designed to look like your iPhone, so you can drink indiscreetly almost anywhere.

Whether at a concert, in the boardroom, or at church — you’ll probably get away with your public drinking. That is until everyone starts to wonder why you’re sucking your phone. Nevertheless, the iFlask is now available here.

[via Cool Material]

Breakfast Boozin’: Mama Walker’s Breakfast Liqueurs

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No one says that you can’t enjoy a little drink for breakfast… Well, except your boss, society as a whole, and possibly your AA sponsor. Mama Walker’s Breakfast Liqueurs isn’t going to make your morning sobriety any easier, with their line of AM-inspired booze.

Pick your breakfast poison — Maple Bacon, Blueberry Pancake, or Glazed Donut. Or, combine a few for a balanced boozing.

[link, via Cool Material]

This Vodka Is Made From Cow’s Milk

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Moooove over, flavored vodka, there’s a new ridiculous drink concept in town. Black Cow Vodka uses milk instead of grain to make the formerly Russian and respectable clear alcohol.

Using a process that separates the cow’s milk into curds and whey, the curds are then used for cheese and the whey fermented to make a beer. A special yeast converts the milk sugar into alcohol, then the milk beer is distilled and treated to a secret blending process. The vodka is then triple filtered and finished, before being hand bottled. But we still can’t explain Peanut Butter & Jelly Vodka.

[link, via PSFK]