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Wield your booze like a jedi with The Lightsaber Flask. Brought to us by Insignificant Fish Industries, the flask is modeled after Luke Skywalker’s lightsaber from Return of The Jedi.
These are the same folk who brought us the one-off Han Solo Blaster Flask. Unfortunately, neither are available for sale yet. Now, we wait.
The Han Solo Blaster Flask is here to make sure that you not only pour your booze like a rogue, but that you’re the first shot.
The muzzle actually screws off to become your shot glass. Keep throwing them back until your friend is slumped over the table. Just remember to tip the bartender for the mess.
Unfortunately, the Han Solo Blaster Flask is just a concept by Insignificant Fish Industries. There’s no way that Lucasfilms would green-light this as actual merchandise… unless, there’s a Greedo Blaster version that gets to drink first.
The science of booze can be a confusing one. The alcohol to mixer ratio must be precise, or it could easily ruin your party.
The Erlenmeyer Vacuum Flask Shaker Set is here to help with your booze experiments. The beautifully-designed shaker and shot glasses are actually made from scientifically-tempered glass, so it’s the real deal. Just try not to blow the place up.
Check it out here.
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If you need your wine right now, and you’re in transit or somewhere where an enormous glass bottle might be inappropriate, there’s the Wine2Go Foldable Wine Bottle.
Made to hold an entire bottle of wine, the travel flask is easy to take anywhere, and folds up easily when empty. Drinking in public has never been so convenient and sophisticated.
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Some time ago, we brought you the FlaskTie — a business casual solution to drinking at work. So, women… We imagine that ever since, you’ve probably been asking yourself why only men get to drink discreetly from their neckwear? The FlaskScarf is here, and it has the answers that you seek.
Made to be stylish and practical, the scarf contains an 8 oz. flask hidden safely inside, with access to your yummy booze coming from the scarf’s drink valve. Grab one and you’ll be feeling fashionable with an inflated sense of self-worth in no time.
The best part… If your mom likes scarves and booze, like most do, you can enter promo code ‘scarfmom’ before May 7th and receive free shipping and guaranteed delivery for Mother’s Day. So much better than flowers that have no liquor in them.
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