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It’s been a rough year. So, why not take the edge off as majestically as possible with Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur?
Brought to us by Firebox, the magical booze is made possible by using their “free range Unicorn herd and closely-guarded extraction process (patent-pending).” They then “humanely force-feed these beautiful beasts entire wheelbarrows of citrus fruit, oranges, juniper berries, bunches of coriander, and sticks of liquorice.”
Sounds pretty legit. Bottoms up!
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Firebox appears to have captured the elusive unicorn, extracted its mystical tears, and have done what most of us would do with this newfound power… use it to make booze.
Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur does just that. The magical elixir is not only 40% ABV, with notes of candied orange peels, maple syrup, and pine-y juniper berries — but edible silver flakes are included to complete the effect.
We assume that the unicorns cried the silver too. Is there anything they can’t do?
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What better way to pour your favorite oil, vinegar or liquor, than through the head of a wild animal? Party Animals Bottle Pourers are here to help do just that.
Simply slap a Bull, Deer, or Rhino on virtually any bottle that needs pouring. Whether you’re a mixologist/animal enthusiast, or would just like an awesome pourer for your olive oil or vinegar bottle — slap an animal head on and let it flow.
Party Animals Bottle Pourers come individually and are available as a Bull, Deer, or Rhino. Made from food-grade plastic. New at the Foodiggity Shop.
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Ladies… Do you absolutely positively need to drink somewhere that liquor isn’t allowed? Well, your booze-smuggling prayers have been answered, with these flasks made to look like tampons.
Just fill ’em up and get on the line with the dumbest security guard in the place. Then enjoy your Cosmos, Screwdrivers, or that drink that’s a mix of vodka and tomato juice… Please don’t make me say it.
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If you’re going to strike back at the rebellion, make sure you’re well-stocked with booze. The Emperor’s Cabinet is a handmade wooden wet bar made to look like an AT-AT from The Empire Strikes Back, and is fit to supply alcohol to the ruler of any galaxy.
The AT-AT bar was created by Vancouver-based artist and woodworker Colin Johnson.
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