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If movies have taught us anything, it’s that zombies prefer their brains warm. So, how ironic that eating a few zombies may protect your noggin?
Zombie Ice Pop Molds are here in time for the apocalypse, ready to give you that protective brain freeze if you eat yours fast enough. Go for their heads first… the movies said so.
It’s almost popsicle season, and artist Daniel Jacob wants to make this summer as sophisticated as possible.
At first glance, the food art looks good enough to lick. However, the popsicles are covered in thousands of non-tongue-friendly Swarovski crystals.
Daniel Jacob’s fancy popsicles and other art can be seen at Nonfinito Gallery in New York through May 31, 2018. Also, see more on Instagram.
If you’re heading to the beach, or poolside, La Croix Swimwear is here to keep you stylin’. Brought to us by Public Space, the most polarizing of sparkling waters can now be worn as a one-piece or in swim trunk-form.
For those not familiar with La Croix, it sort of tastes like someone else ate fruit and then tried to explain what it tasted like while you sip carbonated water. And the can…. oh, that can. It looks like a rejected Dixie Cup design from 1992. Nonetheless, La Croix does make for some cool looking swimwear. Check it out here.
You won’t need a beach in Flavortown to wear the Guy Fieri Swimsuit. While giant faces printed on swimsuits is all the rage, it was inevitable that the Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives host would be adorning torsos this summer.
Brought to us by Beloved, the swimsuits are $50, which includes a Guy on the back. Yes, there’s a Guy on the back too… Booyah!
Not feeling sure about your summer bod? Well, pizza is here to help. Wait, what?
The Pizza-Kini is a bikini made entirely of actual pizza. After a winter of pizza consumption — cheese, sauce, and dough are here to complement your summer bod. The Pizza-Kini was created by Villa Italian Kitchen, and food stylist Jessie Bearden, to help celebrate National Bikini Day on July 5th. And, every day is pizza day, so this makes perfect sense.
Can you have a Pizza-Kini of your own? Sure. How much is this pizza bikini? It’s $10,000. How much for extra cheese? No mention.
Anyone interested in the Pizza-Kini can get in touch with Villa Italian Kitchen on Facebook to set up a fitting.
