The Best Rap Song About Ramen Noodles That You’ll Hear Today

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Instant ramen noodles… They save us tons of money, and provide enough sodium per serving to last us at least a few weeks. Ramen Noodle Soup by Steven Jo is a worthy ode to the coed staple. And, unlike most YouTube music videos, it appears to have actually had a budget. It must be from all the money that they saved on dinner.

And, whether you subscribe to the instant variety of ramen or not, you’ll probably be singing this tune uncontrollably for most of the day. Our apologies in advance.

[via BuzzFeed]

The Ramen Bowl iPhone Dock Is Here To Help

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If you’re looking for an inexpensive and slightly pathetic dinner option for one — then the Anti-Loneliness Ramen Bowl is here to help. Part soup bowl, part iPhone dock, the device is designed to keep you busy when dining alone. Or, you can get in some FaceTime with a friend, and show off your new slurping technique.

Designed by Miso Soup Design, the bowl becomes a triple threat when empty — acting as an amplifier for your iPhone. Note, the Anti-Loneliness Bowl is only available for pre-order — so your solo ramen meals will be sad for a little while longer.

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[via Gizmodo]

The Top Ten Spiciest Instant Noodles Of All Time

Some like it hot. Some also enjoy instant noodles. Lucky for us, ‘The Ramen Rater’ Hans Lienesch knows a bit about both, and is back to share his list of the hottest instant noodles of all time. Go, Hans!

 

10. Koka Instant Non-Fried Noodles Spicy Black Pepper Flavour — Singapore

If you like black pepper, you’ll want to try this. It has a nice peppery sauce that has a rich and deep black pepper flavor that doesn’t quit. The garnish of dried veggies are an added bonus. Original review

 

9. Wei Lih Good Good Eat Super Ramen Hot Chili Flavor — Taiwan

Has decent noodles and a deep red broth that exclaims ‘beware of fire!’ The broth also has an oily texture and sweet notes that make it quite unique in its fire. Original review

 

8. Paldo (Korea Yakult) Kko Kko Myun – South Korea

The result of a comedian on a competition TV show in South Korea, Kko Kko Myun has been a huge craze. The flavor is a jalapeno chicken – and the jalapeno is nice and strong. Has a real good bite to it. Original review

 

7. FoodMon DJ-DOC Jjolmyeon – South Korea

DJ-Doc is a hip-hop group in South Korea and they must be pretty happy to have their faces on this stuff. In this bowl, you have noodles, large pieces which are rice cake and a red sauce which has a wonderful heat and flavor. It all ties together to be like a hot and spicy lasagna ala South Korea. Wonderful stuff! Original review

 

6. JML Instant Noodle Artificial Spicy Hot Beef Flavour – China

A very spicy Chinese noodle soup. Notice it’s not spicy beef, it’s spicy hot beef! Has decent veggies and a serious punch! Original review

 

5. Nongshim Shin Ramyun Noodle Soup – USA

Yep – they make this is the USA now. A standard of the spicy noodle world! Hot and tasty with lots of thick noodles. Original review

 

 4. Namchow Mee Jang Noodle Soup Sour Spicy Chicken (Tom Yum) – Thailand

The packaging looks pretty tame but this stuff is anything but. The broth is enough to blow your head off – wow! Original review

 

3. Nongshim Jinjja Jinjja (Really Really) Ramyun – South Korea

This is hot and unique. Based on pork broth and has some niceties like black sesame seeds and peanut powder. Has a strong heat but it’s got some really great taste to it – this is awesome stuff! Original review

 

2. Indomie Curly Noodle With Chicken & Chilli Paddi – Indonesia

Sweet mother – this is intense! That little pepper was enough to burn my lips, mouth and gut for a good long time! Heavy duty! I should also mention there’s a place that sells spicy noodles in Jakarta that has 75 to 100 of these peppers mixed in – Imagination fails me as to the scorching pain! Original review

 

1. Paldo Teumsae Instant Noodles With Soup – South Korea

Hands down, bar none, this is the hottest stuff I’ve had. In over 800 varieties I’ve tried, this is the very hottest. From the first slurp to the end of the bowl, my mouth was on fire. If you are a big fan of all that is spicy, this is what you are looking for. Original review

 

Be sure to check out Hans’ list of all-time great instant noodles.

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Chopsticks + Spork = The Kung Foon

Just when the utensil mash-ups appeared to have reached their apex, we get The Kung Foon. An East meets West fusion of cutlery, The Kung Foon combines the food-stabbing and scooping features of a spork with the clenching features of chopsticks.

So if you ever go camping and need to keep it real when you eat your sushi in the woods, or simply enjoy a plethora of eating options on take-out night — consider the titanium spork with accompanying chopstick handle. Kung Foon!!

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A Taste of Vietnam, A Quickfire Video Tour of Vietnamese Cuisine

If you dig Vietnamese cuisine, and have a very short attention span — A Taste of Vietnam by The Perennial Plate is just the thing for you. Presented at a rapid pace, the video goes on a thorough tour of Vietnam — from the street to the farms and back. Do not view on an empty stomach, or if you’re prone to seizures.

[link, via Laughing Squid]