rap – Foodiggity

New Music Legend Freakers Provide Beverage Insulation, Puns

Whether you’re into country music, jam bands, or Wookiee Rap — a music genre we just made up — then we may have a Freaker Bottle Sleeve for you.

Our new Music Legend Freakers include a few music icons, punnified. There’s Chile Nelson for the laid-back country folk/chili enthusiasts, Piggy Stardust for Bowie fans, Tupacca for anyone into Star Wars and gangster rap, and Scary Garcia for psychedelic imbibing.

Freaker Bottle Sleeves fit over any beverage that needs protecting. Made in U.S.A. Brand-new at The Foodiggity Shop.

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These Fortune Cookies Contain Rap Lyrics Instead of Vague Prophecies

A Chinese meal just isn’t complete, until we get our fortune cookie. Now imagine, instead of opening our cookie to reveal a non-sensical fortune and lottery numbers, we get treated to assorted hip-hop cyphers and flows.

Fortune Cookie Flows is here to replace those traditional post-meal aphorisms with rap lyrics. Crack open your cookie, and enjoy the words of Nas and other hip-hop artists. Available in packs of 50 here.

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[link, via Cool Material]

Nana Splits, The Rapping Banana That Urges Us To Butter Ya’ Self

Yo, yo… Nana Splits, y’all. The hip-hoppiest of all bananas has a new music video, Butter Ya’Self, that’s mostly about how great it is to be a rich banana.

Nana Splits is accompanied by his fellow foodstuffs, ButterKrust and Sweet Cream, who lay down sick beats quick enough, that Nana doesn’t go and get all moldy in the process.

Heads up… The video contains NSFW language, food porn, and teeth-chattering bass. Enjoy.

[link, via Gizmodo]

The Best Rap Song About Ramen Noodles That You’ll Hear Today

Instant ramen noodles… They save us tons of money, and provide enough sodium per serving to last us at least a few weeks. Ramen Noodle Soup by Steven Jo is a worthy ode to the coed staple. And, unlike most YouTube music videos, it appears to have actually had a budget. It must be from all the money that they saved on dinner.

And, whether you subscribe to the instant variety of ramen or not, you’ll probably be singing this tune uncontrollably for most of the day. Our apologies in advance.

[via BuzzFeed]

Fat Boys Reissue Their Debut Album Packaged in a Pizza Box

In the early 1980s, while rap was still in its infant stage, artists often looked for a gimmick to help get noticed. And, there was a new rap trio called Fat Boys — whose attention-getter was… well… being fat.

So, to help reissue their 1984 debut album, the vinyl record is made to look like a pizza, packaged in an actual pizza box. And, here’s to the perfect pizza cutter to go with it — word!

[link, via Core 77]