Stormtroopers may be mindless drones, bred for little more than serving the Empire — but their helmets sure do make some pretty toast.
The Stormtrooper Toaster, by Hammacher Schlemmer, will put a char on your bread anytime you place it in his noggin. The Stormtrooper even prints an Empire symbol on every slice — just so you never forget where your bread is buttered.
To our knowledge, Prince didn’t bake. However, we imagine that if he’d ever tried, Prince would win every baking contest, while quietly taunting his opponents.
So, to honor Prince’s baking potential, there’s Little Red Velvette, The Prince Inspired Cookbook by Cat Food Cakes. Of course, there’s a Purple Rain Cake, as well as the Most Beautiful Swirl in the World, and Breakfast Can Wait.
The cookbook is available for pre-order at Belly Kids. So break out your finest doilies and purple cake plates.
As if Cup Noodles weren’t convenient enough, the budget-friendly meal is now completely portable — no utensils required.
The Vulgar Chef is here with the food-on-a-stick, we never knew we needed — Deep-fried Cup Noodles On A Stick. Thirty-seconds in the microwave, followed by a few minutes in the deep-fryer, and you could be on your way.
If you were ever wondering what the point of YouTube was, it was probably so we could watch Andy Warhol eat a Whopper on demand.
The video, at about four and a half minutes long, consists of nothing more than the artist unbagging the Whopper, pouring ketchup, and then stoically beginning his lunch. And, strangely, we cannot look away.
link, via atlas obscura
Ketchup is wonderful. Mustard, when used correctly, can be even better. As of now, the two condiments managed to coexist, doing their own thing. That was until they were merged into a cake.
Ketchup and Mustard Cake is the unfortunate joining of two condiments, that may or may not haunt your dreams. Brought to us by Shared Food, the baking experiment uses actual ketchup and mustard. The result… something that looks like a cross between a high school archaeology project, and a birthday cake from McDonald’s.
Watch the “how to” below, if you dare. Let us know how far you get.
