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Stormtroopers may be mindless drones, bred for little more than serving the Empire — but their helmets sure do make some pretty toast.
The Stormtrooper Toaster, by Hammacher Schlemmer, will put a char on your bread anytime you place it in his noggin. The Stormtrooper even prints an Empire symbol on every slice — just so you never forget where your bread is buttered.
Imperial Stormtroopers may have had a hard time seeing through their helmets — evidenced by their shooting — but the head-protectors do make for a pretty cake.
The Stormtrooper Helmet Cake is brought to us by Yolanda Gampp from How To Cake It. The inside is chocolate, possibly cloned from another cake, with a white fondant shell. May the fork be with you.
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Who says Stormtroopers aren’t a good shot? The Stormtrooper Shot Glass and Decanter are here, and we’re pretty sure they won’t miss your pie-hole.
Modeled after Andrew Ainsworth’s original Stormtrooper helmet design, the Super Flint Glass decanter will hold your favorite booze, until you’re ready to fill the 150ml shot glass. Just try to shoot straight.
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Considering their aim and inherent subservience, it wouldn’t be surprising if a Stormtrooper’s head was filled with little more than burnt bread. So, the Stormtrooper Toaster makes perfect sense.
Simply drop a few slices of bread into the trooper’s empty noggin, and make that toast as dark as you’d like. No matter, as the lighter side always seems to win.
There’s also a Stormtrooper Waffle Maker. And yes, he does appear to be too short for a waffle.
If you enjoy whisky reviews, but think they could be lightened up a bit with accompanying action figures, then you should check out Scotch Trooper.
Created by a “Whisky-Fueled Stormtrooper” — legit liquor reviews are paired with photos of Stormtroopers posing with each bottle, and an appropriate caption.
Check out more reviews and Stormtroopers over on Scotch Trooper. Lord Vader even makes an occasional appearance.
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