There Ain’t No Party Like A Bug Cupcake Party

In what seems like a good way to help kill an overstayed food trend, an insect cupcake party was recently held. The bug-fest was to help celebrate the release of The Insect Cookbook in The Netherlands. The cookbook is infested with recipes, where bugs are the main source of protein — or gross-out factor, depending on what camp you’re in.

And not to be outdone by its miniature versions, the party also boasted an attempt at the world’s largest grasshopper cake. Yes, with actual grasshoppers included.

[via Buzzfeed]

Picnic Pants Are Here To Help

The problem with most jeans — at least the stupid ones — is that they don’t have a built-in table. This leaves avid picnickers and leg-crossers with nowhere to rest their plate. Enter Pic Nic Pants, a brilliant/horrifying solution to your old tableless jeans.

So if you’re looking for the best set-up available when the party runs out of seats, and don’t mind looking like a complete tool for the other 90% of the day, then head over to Italian design company Acquacalda’s website and pick up a pair. Did we mention that there’s also a drink holder?

[link, via Buzzfeed]

Behold The Bacon Coffin

You spent your life wrapping everything in bacon. Now you can be wrapped in the almighty meat candy for all eternity — maybe. The Bacon Coffin is brought to us by J&D’s Foods. And as much as I’m looking forward to my first bacon-themed funeral – we’ve called bullshit on J&D’s and the authenticity of their products before.

However, for the non-skeptic pork-lovers, the Bacon Coffin might be available for $2999.99 — for when you or a loved one die of bacon-related causes.

[link, via Boing Boing]

Coors Light Has An Iced Tea-Flavored Version Now

Molson Coors Brewing, the same company that still insists Coors Light is a beer, will be unleashing an iced tea-flavored version — seriously. Titled Coors Light Iced T — we’re still not sure using just a “T” was to dance around the fact that there’s no actual tea in it, or this is some kind of homage to the rapper/Coco-lover.

Either way, Coors Light Iced T will be available in April, and packs a wine cooler-like 4% ABV.

[via Laughing Squid]

Breakfast Floss, The Most Important Floss of The Day

No time to mix flour and water to make waffles, or add bacon to a hot pan? No problem… Breakfast Floss exists, and is here to help save time during your hectic morning. Get 12 yds of the most important meal of the day, complete with some coffee in-between your teeth.

And you can even do this on the train — to not only get your bacon on-the-go, but to also help remind your fellow commuters that you’re a complete asshole.

[link, via Incredible Things]

The Pizza Boomerang, The Most Bizarre Commercial Ever (NSFW)

Pizza saves. We know this. But when it’s formed into a deadly boomerang, and placed in the hands of a few creatives from Spain, we get the surreal experience of the commercial seen below.

But a warning — The Pizza Boomerang, while helping to prevent an actual suicide, also foils the plans of a daytime flasher in the worst way possible. Please enjoy.

[via AdFreak]