You won’t need a beach in Flavortown to wear the Guy Fieri Swimsuit. While giant faces printed on swimsuits is all the rage, it was inevitable that the Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives host would be adorning torsos this summer.
Not feeling sure about your summer bod? Well, pizza is here to help. Wait, what?
The Pizza-Kini is a bikini made entirely of actual pizza. After a winter of pizza consumption — cheese, sauce, and dough are here to complement your summer bod. The Pizza-Kini was created by Villa Italian Kitchen, and food stylist Jessie Bearden, to help celebrate National Bikini Day on July 5th. And, every day is pizza day, so this makes perfect sense.
Can you have a Pizza-Kini of your own? Sure. How much is this pizza bikini? It’s $10,000. How much for extra cheese? No mention.
Anyone interested in the Pizza-Kini can get in touch with Villa Italian Kitchen on Facebook to set up a fitting.
If you’re looking for the most important lounge of the day, Bacon and Eggs Pool Floats are here to help.
Available at Hammacher Schlemmer, the floats are made from thick durable vinyl, and should keep you afloat all morning… even after your large breakfast. Bonus points if you fill the pool with coffee.
Cancel those non-pork-related summer plans and head to Bacon Camp.
Although it’s more of a 5-day food festival than an actual sleepaway camp, participants can purchase tickets to specific bacon-related events. These events will take place throughout the Ann Arbor, Michigan area — including instructional seminars hosted by renowned chefs, a film-fest, bacon open-mic night, and a tour of the Detroit food scene.
Tickets are still available for some events. No sleeping bag or postcards for mom required.
Never smell like ordinary sunscreen again. Treat your fellow beachgoers to the smell of burning flesh AND fried chicken with KFC Extra Crispy Sunscreen.
The sunscreen is fried chicken-scented, SPF 30, and is totally real. Although, the first limited edition batch is already gone, there are now a lucky few who’ll smell awesome for the rest of the summer. They’ll be easy to spot at the beach… the crispy-skinned folk with a bucket of chicken in their lap.