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If you’re looking for the most important lounge of the day, Bacon and Eggs Pool Floats are here to help.
Available at Hammacher Schlemmer, the floats are made from thick durable vinyl, and should keep you afloat all morning… even after your large breakfast. Bonus points if you fill the pool with coffee.
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Cancel those non-pork-related summer plans and head to Bacon Camp.
Although it’s more of a 5-day food festival than an actual sleepaway camp, participants can purchase tickets to specific bacon-related events. These events will take place throughout the Ann Arbor, Michigan area — including instructional seminars hosted by renowned chefs, a film-fest, bacon open-mic night, and a tour of the Detroit food scene.
Tickets are still available for some events. No sleeping bag or postcards for mom required.
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Never smell like ordinary sunscreen again. Treat your fellow beachgoers to the smell of burning flesh AND fried chicken with KFC Extra Crispy Sunscreen.
The sunscreen is fried chicken-scented, SPF 30, and is totally real. Although, the first limited edition batch is already gone, there are now a lucky few who’ll smell awesome for the rest of the summer. They’ll be easy to spot at the beach… the crispy-skinned folk with a bucket of chicken in their lap.
It’s getting sticky out there. So, why not try to make the rest of the summer as awesome as possible, with some fun kitchen and home goods?
Cool your drinks with style, tenderize your grilling meats, and play some delicious frisbee. Take that, sticky summer! Check out some fun stuff below and feel free to take 15%-off all summer stuff with coupon code SUMMER15.
Sometimes, grilled vegetables just don’t cut it. The solution… make those veggies look like meat. BBQ Veggie Cutters includes three shapes — a drumstick, a bone, and a sausage — ready to turn those boring vegetable-shaped veggies into something anyone would want to eat. [link]
Improve your summer drinks with the Frozen Peas Ice Mold. The giant silicone pea pod makes three oversized ice spheres that melt 80% slower than old-fashioned ice cubes. Give peas a chance. [link]
Summer means that it’s officially bottle-sweat season. It’s also a good idea to stylize that drink, and Freaker Bottle Sleeves are here to help. Slip one on any bottle, can, or mason jar, and you’ll be drinking in style all year. Made in U.S.A. [link]
Don’t throw around boring flying discs that don’t look like food. The Pizza Frisbee and Donut Frisbee are here to improve your backyard activities. Grab a few, have some fun, and work up an appetite for the real thing. [link]
It’s summer, so there’s grilling to be done. And, if you happen to get a tough cut of meat, there’s no better way to beat it, than with the Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer. It’ll also keep your cutlets in line. [link]
Be prepared, protected, and ready to grill, with the BBQ Apron Guide. Printed upside down, an arsenal of summer cooking knowledge is available with a simple flip of the bottom half. [link]
Do you plan to lounge in the pool this summer? Do you have seven friends who share your love of floating aimlessly?
If you answered yes to either, then you should grab a Pizza Pool Float. The best part, is that you can order the Pizza Floats by the slice. Whether you’d like to complete a giant floating pizza, or to go solo — the slices attach and re-attach easily.
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