Bacon Bloody Mary Popsicles With Bacon Sticks Because You Deserve It

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Why should kids have all the fun, with their little frozen treats on a stick? Well, they can keep their Creamsicles and Bomb Pops, because Bacon Bloody Mary Popsicles are now available for the adults.

Brought to us by our friends at Thrillist, the popsicles are made by infusing vodka with bacon for Bloody Marys, then making boozicles. The best part, and to make sure that we reach our bacon quotient, the popsicles are impaled onto breadsticks wrapped in candied bacon. Take that, Bomb Pop.

Have a few of the popsicles handy, the next time you wake up hungover and warm. See the full recipe and ingredient list here.

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This Bloody Mary Is Available With An Entire Fried Chicken In It

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You’ve been hungover before. But have you ever been “I’m so hungover that I need a Bloody Mary with a fried chicken in it” hungover?

If so, congrats. Then be sure to keep Milwaukee’s Sobelmans Pub and Grill in mind, the next time you need to dull the pain. They serve an actual Bloody Mary with the aforementioned fried chicken.

The Chicken Fried Bloody Beast, as it’s called, costs about $50. So hopefully you can bring some friends along… That is if you still have any after last night.

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7 Flavored Vodkas That Don’t Exist But Should

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Flavored vodka started innocently enough with lemon and orange. But lemon and orange begat vanilla, blueberry, and peach. Then, the trend of flavored vodkas descended into madness, leaving a path of destruction littered with clear liquids that tasted like cupcakes and waffles.

Nevertheless, since flavored vodkas have provided so much joy in the form of blog material — Foodiggity would like to pay it forward with a few flavor suggestions of our own. And, based on current food trends, these suggestions might even act as an accurate looking glass into vodka’s already doomed future. Please drink this in responsibly.

 

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Sriracha Vodka

At the time of this writing, there is no other food item on the planet with a more rabid fan base than Sriracha. So, it only makes sense that the flavored vodka people find a way to make cock-vodka happen. Pair it with: Anything… Just like actual Sriracha.

 

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Corn Dog Vodka

Carnival grub on-the-go gets a much needed upgrade. Deep-fried corn batter with notes of salty tubed meat — now with the bonus sting of 40% alcohol. Pair it with: Ketchup and mustard chasers.

 

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Circus Peanut Vodka

We’re not sure what flavor Circus Peanuts are supposed to be, and we don’t care. Make the vodka neon orange with a clown on the bottle, and we’re in. Pair it with: Shame.

 

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Ecto Cooler Vodka

The long-lost neon green beverage makes another comeback. And, what better spokesman could there be than an incoherent cockeyed ghost? Pair it with: Caffeinated marshmallows.

 

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Nutella Premium Vodka

Nutella should be placed on everything. So, if there’s going to be any new vodkas, Nutella needs to be involved. It might not be the best choice for breakfast, but then again, neither is Nutella. Pair it with: Cereal, eggs, toast, or anything to help remind you that it’s still morning.

 

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Sushi Vodka

Raw fish and alcohol go great together. What’s this ‘saki’ you speak of? Well that had a good run, because sushi vodka is inevitable. You can even serve it warm, we don’t care. Pair it with: Shots of soy and miso.

 

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Bloody Mary Vodka

Sure, we could buy separate Bloody Mary mix, but that just sounds like a lot of work. Get vodka that’s already flavored like spicy tomato juice. If necessary, throw in a cheeseburger for an extreme version. Pair it with: Celery, a cheeseburger, sriracha vodka.

So there you have it, folks. What are some other flavored vodkas you’d like to see become a reality? And, would you drink any of the fictional flavored vodkas seen above?

This Is Now The Greatest Bloody Mary Ever

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For those keeping score… This is now The Greatest Bloody Mary Ever. Not to be confused with a previous entry that Anvil Pub of Dallas, Texas has just helped relegate to “child’s play.”

If you’re in the Dallas area and have $20 to spare, the best bloody includes the standard tomato juice and vodka — followed by a crawfish, a bacon cheeseburger, a shrimp, cheese, beef jerky, asparagus, Brussels sprouts, green beans, okra, onions, tomatoes, olives, a pickle. And, for good measure, a half pint of beer.

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Drink Your Bloody Mary Through a Beef Straw

Filed under “What the hell took so long?” we finally get to enjoy our Bloody Mary as it should have always been — drank through beef. Benny’s Bloody Mary Beef Straws answers our prayers, and creates a delivery system of hangover cure like no other.

Sorry celery, you had a good run as the go-to garnish, but you’re just not beefy or jerky enough.

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