For those keeping score… This is now The Greatest Bloody Mary Ever. Not to be confused with a previous entry that Anvil Pub of Dallas, Texas has just helped relegate to “child’s play.”

If you’re in the Dallas area and have $20 to spare, the best bloody includes the standard tomato juice and vodka — followed by a crawfish, a bacon cheeseburger, a shrimp, cheese, beef jerky, asparagus, Brussels sprouts, green beans, okra, onions, tomatoes, olives, a pickle. And, for good measure, a half pint of beer.

[via Incredible Things]