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Mosaic artist Jason Mecier, who’s no stranger to using cured meats as a medium, has created his masterpiece with Kevin Bacon made from bacon.
Besides the obvious question of, “What took so long to think of this?” the next logical inquiry is “How awesome must Mecier’s apartment smell?”
We’ve seen the almighty bacon in many forms. However, it’s never been quite as jiggly and disturbing as Bacon Jello. Brought to us by Instructables user Canida — the finished product slightly resembles bacon, and will also taste like it, since the recipe calls for the real thing.
So, is it dessert? Is it breakfast? No matter, it’s bacon. Use it as you would real bacon, and prepare for the disturbing texture of gelatinous pork fat.
Dost thou hath a few eggs to fry? Or, perchance thee seeks attention from the fair maiden of the kitchen? Combat Kitchenware will help battle your way through any meal. Currently a Kickstarter project, the skillet comes complete with a hilt attached for easily handling, when you must bequeath your bacon from pan to plate.
Brought to us by Morlock Enterprises, the project even offers custom sword skillets for larger donations, to suit your ‘unique culinary fighting style.’
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Are you looking for the perfect pork-related fashion accessory, but find most to be rather gauche? Well, the Silk Bacon Scarf is here to help make you stylish, even with a slab of pork fat around your neck.
Officially-titled ‘Fou Lard’ — nice! — the scarf was created by artist Natalie Luder, is made of 100% silk, and is digitally printed to look just like the almighty meat candy. Fou Lard is available on the artist’s site.
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Drop an early hint of what you want for Christmas with the Bacon Stocking. As soon as the faux-bacon footwear gets hung on the mantle, loved ones will start hunting for bacon-related goods to stuff it with. However, we cannot be held responsible if Santa eats your bacon stocking and all of its contents.
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