Horizontal Toaster Should Help Cut Down on Electrocutions

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Stop sticking a fork in that vertical toaster… The Arzum Firrin loads and delivers horizontally — so it’ll conveniently slide your toast across, instead of it competing with gravity and an inferior spring mechanism.

Sure, the toaster only does one slice at a time, and we’d like to think that most people make sure to unplug their toaster before sticking a metal utensil in it. And, at $72 — you read that correctly — the Firrin doesn’t even tell you the weather or imprint an image of Domo on the bread. However, the horizontal toaster is available in an array of cool colors. Still, no Domo… Fail.

 

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[link, via Gizmodo]

V-Shaped Toast, Just Because

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The problem with regular flat toast, is that it’s not V-shaped. Therefore, it can’t be easily folded into an awesome half-sandwich, and doesn’t include a very necessary Y-shaped spreader.

The Toaster & Knife by Designer Zlil Lazarovich is here to help. It’s a toaster that will shape your bread into a convenient V, with a two-sided spreader to help avoid peanut butter and jelly crossover. Sorry, flat toast… It’s been real.

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[link, via Yanko Design]

Hue, A Toaster That Can Be Programmed by Color

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Sure, the Hue Smart Toaster can’t give you a weather report, and isn’t Domo — but it will allow you to toast your bread to the color of your liking. So, instead of your current toaster’s settings of ‘barely toasted’, ‘pre-burnt’, and ‘burnt’ — once you find your toast color of choice, Hue will get it right every time.

Unfortunately, for you and your toast, Hue is still only in concept phase. So, you’ll just have to keep leaving your toaster on ‘4’ and hope for the best.

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[link, via Laughing Squid]