Stop sticking a fork in that vertical toaster… The Arzum Firrin loads and delivers horizontally — so it’ll conveniently slide your toast across, instead of it competing with gravity and an inferior spring mechanism.

Sure, the toaster only does one slice at a time, and we’d like to think that most people make sure to unplug their toaster before sticking a metal utensil in it. And, at $72 — you read that correctly — the Firrin doesn’t even tell you the weather or imprint an image of Domo on the bread. However, the horizontal toaster is available in an array of cool colors. Still, no Domo… Fail.

[link, via Gizmodo]