The Hot Dog Toaster

If only making hot dogs was as easy as burning your bread. Well, now it is. The Hot Dog Toaster will not only cook up your tube meat with the simple press of a button, but it will also toast your buns just like a regular meatless toaster.

It holds up to two weinies and buns, and has a convenient drip tray for easy clean-up. Might we suggest you empty the grease tray more often than you do the crumb tray.

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Toaster That Launches Toast Onto Your Plate

Are you sick of your toast only coming out of the toaster part way, or in some cases not at all? Ivo Vos has designed a concept for a toaster that will not only release your bread completely, but will send it halfway across the room when it’s ready. And if you’re still struggling with finding the perfect setting between “light” and “dark,” then you’ll love your new additional dials for “angle” and “force.”

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Reddi-Bacon, Real Bacon That Cooks In Your Toaster

Bacon. From a toaster. Hey, it was the ’60s, man. Reddi-Bacon was brought to us by the makers of Reddi-Whip — who promised bacon, while saving you from “soiling a frying pan or the oven.”

Unfortunately, and somewhat unsurprisingly, Reddi-Bacon would leak fat from its foil cooking packet, and soil your toaster instead. Toaster bacon was practically dead on arrival, and pulled from test markets before being unleashed on the bell-bottom-wearing public. Dig it.

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How To Make a Grilled Cheese in Your Toaster

When melting butter in a pan becomes too much of a hassle, ToastaBags by Boska Holland are here to help. Designed to keep melted cheese from ruining your toaster — again — the ToastaBags will insulate and “grill” your cheese. And if you’re wondering if your cheese sandwich would actually fit in the toaster — no worries, because the commercial said it will.

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