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If you take your toast a bit on the dark side, The Darth Vader Toaster should be sitting on your counter.
The evil sith lord’s noggin will not only toast your bread, but it’ll imprint a Darth Vader head on it. Impressive… Most impressive.
Available in July 2014.
[link, via GeekAlerts]
If you’re looking to add a little sumpin’ sumpin’ to breakfast — the Vagina Toaster might be just what you need.
The novelty toaster does just what it advertises… Simply insert some bread, and in a few minutes you’ll have a vajayjay on your toast. Butter it up or, better yet, consider making a toad in the hole. Available here.
And, if coochie ain’t your thing, there’s a Penis Toaster too. Because of course there is.
[link, via Incredible Things]
Not long ago, we were treated to an official Volkswagen Minibus Toaster that was pretty awesome. So, a shameless knock-off was inevitable.
Although not officially licensed by VW, the Camper Van Toaster is here to help keep the spirit of the ’60s alive, while toasting your bread. Enjoy breakfast, hippie.
For the toasted bread-loving hippie, there’s the Volkswagen Minibus Toaster. Unfortunately, a mere 5,000 of these were available only in Japan for VW minibus owners. Sorry to make it worse for those who really want one, but they also imprint a VW logo on your toast.
Good news… There is one available on eBay. The somewhat worse news… The asking price is $488.88. Sorry, hippie.
Artist and friend of Foodiggity Eric Barclay’s toaster broke. So he went ahead and did what he does best, and repurposed an everyday item in the name of art.
Burnt Texas Toast began as the aforementioned toaster that no longer works and, inspired by Milton the Talking Toaster, was upcycled into awesomeness.
See more works from Eric, and one of our most popular posts ever here.
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