The Keyboard Sandwich, When You Need To Take Lunch At Your Desk

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We’ve all been there… Too busy to leave your desk for lunch and hoping that our keyboard and mouse would unexpectedly disappear.

Stop-motion video artist, omozoc, may have the answer with Keyboard Crasher’s Lunch. Not only does an office keyboard make for some crunchy bread, but the sandwich is filled with some yummy mouse pad.

Of course, we aren’t suggesting that you slice up your keyboard, no matter how hungry and disgruntled you may be feeling at work. Either way, enjoy your desk lunch, drone.

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The Charted Sandwich Board Is Here To Help Improve Lunch

It’s lunchtime and you don’t know a muffuletta from a beef on weck. No worries, The Charted Sandwich Board Is here to help.

Brought to us by Pop Chart, the poster is delicious compendium of delicious meats, cheese and veggies — in-between the appropriate bread.

The Charted Sandwich Board is available for pre-order. Grab one and refer to it anytime it’s sandwich time. Which is always, so it’s money well-spent.

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This KFC Sandwich Is So Messy, It Comes With A Bib

It used to be that you’d have to order a fancy lobster to get a free bib. Well, time’s a changin’ and, luckily, KFC UK wants to be fancy too.

The Dirty Louisiana will apparently make such a mess, that it comes with a free bib. The sandwich is KFC’s Original Recipe Fillet with the following; Black Pepper Mayo, Lettuce, Deluxe BBQ Sauce, Cheese, Hash Brown, Cheese, Supercharger Sauce & Gherkins. None of which you need ruining a perfectly good shirt.

The bib, of course, is branded with The Colonel logo and his unmistakeable bow tie, so you can play Colonel too. In fact, you may be the only person left who hasn’t played Colonel Sanders.

Someone Sculpted A Ham and Cheese Sandwich That Looks Like Vin Diesel

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If the technology exists to do so, someone was eventually going to 3D-print a ham and cheese sandwich that looks like Vin Diesel.

William Osman is just the guy to harness this technology. And, through some careful math, the proper software and lunch meat shopping, the Vin Diesel Ham Sandwich is now a thing. Watch as Willam assembles this ill-advised “protein puzzle,” with the hopes that you didn’t pack a ham and cheese sandwich for lunch.

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