For the toasted bread-loving hippie, there’s the Volkswagen Minibus Toaster. Unfortunately, a mere 5,000 of these were available only in Japan for VW minibus owners. Sorry to make it worse for those who really want one, but they also imprint a VW logo on your toast.
Good news… There is one available on eBay. The somewhat worse news… The asking price is $488.88. Sorry, hippie.