If you’re looking to add a little sumpin’ sumpin’ to breakfast — the Vagina Toaster might be just what you need.

The novelty toaster does just what it advertises… Simply insert some bread, and in a few minutes you’ll have a vajayjay on your toast. Butter it up or, better yet, consider making a toad in the hole. Available here.

And, if coochie ain’t your thing, there’s a Penis Toaster too. Because of course there is.

[link, via Incredible Things]