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Peen Cuisine Goes To Great Lengths To Be An Awesome Recipe Site (Sorta NSFW)

Clear about six to eight inches of counter space, Peen Cuisine is here, and it’s not your average-sized recipe site. The sorta NSFW website, brought to us by Lauren Hom, is all about recipes loaded with simple ingredients.

What sets these recipes apart, is that every dish is vegetarian, but figuratively supplies meat via a dick-shape. From Blueberry Peencakes and Manmeat Loaf to Cockamole and Chips and Fried Tofu and Peen-Nut Sauce — the recipes are as punny as they are risqué.

For those not down with the “D,” Peen Cuisine has vagina-themed dishes on the way — which should fit perfectly around the existing recipes. See more below and over at Peen Cuisine.

GARLIC SMASHED POTATOES WITH MUSHROOM BABY GRAVY

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Fry Scores, A Cookbook With Recipes From Video Games

Video game grub has come a long way since power pellets and Burger Time. Fry Scores: An Unofficial Guide To Video Game Grub celebrates gamer cuisine with a series of recipes inspired by some recent games.

Brought to us by editor Holly Green, the beginner’s cookbook will show you how to make anything from the Sinner’s Sandwich from Deadly Premonition, to a batch of baked French Toast from The Sims.

YetosSoup5 — Yeto’s Soup from The Legend of Zelda

[link, via Neatorama]

Bacon 24/7, A Cookbook Full of Recipes For Bacon

The problem with most cookbooks, is that there’s at least a few recipes that don’t contain bacon. Bacon 24/Seven is here to help solve this real world problem, with a cookbook that doesn’t skimp on the pork fat.

The cookbook is 172-pages of nothing but bacon — including Apple Pie with Bacon Streusel and Bacon-Wrapped Beef Tenderloin.

[link, via Cool Material]

Weight Watchers Recipe Cards of The 70s

American cuisine was horrifying enough in the 1970s. Now, add calorie counting and recipes supplied by a company whose primary objective is to make sure that you starve, and you get Weight Watchers recipe cards from 1974.

And it’s no wonder why the company has been so successful. Just looking at such recipes as Cabbage Casserole Czarina and Fluffy Mackerel Pudding, the cards are effective enough to ruin appetites here in 2012. Well done, Weight Watchers.

See more frightening cuisine here.

[via Retronaut]

Food Art Friday: Meatless Meals Full of YUM! by Fiona Morgan

tangy_tomato_fiona — Tangy Tomato Soup by Fiona Morgan

Meatless Meals Full of YUM! is the two-year project of artist Fiona Morgan. Posted to her blog about twice a week, Fiona provides seasonal vegetarian recipes with accompanying original artwork for each.

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