Clear about six to eight inches of counter space, Peen Cuisine is here, and it’s not your average-sized recipe site. The sorta NSFW website, brought to us by Lauren Hom, is all about recipes loaded with simple ingredients.
What sets these recipes apart, is that every dish is vegetarian, but figuratively supplies meat via a dick-shape. From Blueberry Peencakes and Manmeat Loaf to Cockamole and Chips and Fried Tofu and Peen-Nut Sauce — the recipes are as punny as they are risqué.
For those not down with the “D,” Peen Cuisine has vagina-themed dishes on the way — which should fit perfectly around the existing recipes. See more below and over at Peen Cuisine.