Soylent Green Is Real People

Soylent Green — the fictional foodstuff that has come to represent the ultimate dystopian future is now for reals. But since food manufacturers have not resorted to use actual people — to our knowledge — ThinkGeek offers a suitable alternative.

An actual fully-licensed snack, Soylent Green Crackers are made from spinach and high-energy plankton. Suddenly, people don’t sound so bad.

[thanks Dan]

Foodiggity’s Best of The Week, 2-14-2/18

McHostages, Font Sandwiches, and Cookies From Above… It’s Foodiggity’s Best of The Week.

Save The ClownRonald McDonald Has Been Kidnapped
Meat, bread, and vapid fontsHelvetica Sandwiches
AAAAAAAHH!!!!Ham Face Girl
And, the nacho-nees areOscars Best Picture Nominees, Nacho-fied
Food trucks are so street levelPull String, Receive Cookies
Cans giving complexesPepsi’s Slim Can Is Nothing New