Cotton Candy French Fries Exist

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If you love carnivals, and like some fluffy with your salty and sweet, you might consider a plate of Cotton Candy Fries.

Brought to us by alternative fries-specialist, Sticky’s Finger Joint in NYC, the french fries are indeed topped with sugary colorful cotton candy.

Just to make sure that the snack hits every zone on your palate, it’s also topped with caramel sauce and strawberry Pop Rocks. Salty, sweet, fluffy and fizzy… all the flavor profiles are covered.

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[link, via Thrillist]

Soylent Green Is Real People

Soylent Green — the fictional foodstuff that has come to represent the ultimate dystopian future is now for reals. But since food manufacturers have not resorted to use actual people — to our knowledge — ThinkGeek offers a suitable alternative.

An actual fully-licensed snack, Soylent Green Crackers are made from spinach and high-energy plankton. Suddenly, people don’t sound so bad.

[thanks Dan]