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Peeps Cereal Exists

Just when you thought it was safe to enjoy a non-Peep fueled morning — Peeps Cereal has been unleashed.

The painfully unnecessary cereal borrows the colors and flavors of the squishy treats, but there isn’t a cute bunny or chick anywhere to be found. Someone at Kellogg’s must’ve forgotten that the only reason folks eat Peeps is for their squishiness, rough sugar armor, and how Peeps stare at us lovingly before we bite their heads off.

Either way, the Peeps Cereal does come with marshmallows — so they’re like Froot Loops crossed with Lucky Charms crossed with a cereal company that hates you. Enjoy.

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Cadbury Creme Egg Pizza Is Here To Help Ruin Easter

The Cadbury Creme Egg is an interesting treat. There are people that can’t wait to get their hands on the goo-filled treat, and then there are those who’ll gag at the sight of them.

So, how people will react to Cadbury Creme Egg Pizza is anyone’s guess. Brought to us by London-based pizza chain, Crust Bros, and online food delivery company, Deliveroo — the dessert pizza is topped with macerated strawberries, mascarpone, mint, halved Creme Eggs, and crunchy Mini Eggs.

The Cadbury Creme Egg Pizza is only available in London, from April 7 to 14. Thanks, Easter Bunny… and the delivery guy.

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Peeps Oreos Exist

Oreo, never one to shy away from bat-shit crazy versions of their sandwich cookie, wants in on the Easter action.

Peeps Oreos are here, just in time to add some life to that boring basket of yours. The former chick-shaped marshmallow will now be squished between Oreo’s vanilla cookies. The Easter treats will be available at Walmart locations starting Feb. 22.

No mention if you can still see the Peep’s beady little eyes peeking at you from in-between the cookies.

[link, via Food and Wine]

An Entire Easter Feast Made of Chocolate, Because Why Not?

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When hollow beady-eyed Easter Bunnies just aren’t going to meet your holiday chocolate quota, there’s always an entire Chocolate Easter Meal.

Created by Jen Lindsey-Clarke of Cumberbunny fame, the Easter feast comes complete with all the trimmings. And, by the trimmings, we mean that even the table and chairs are edible. Sorry, Easter Bunny.

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Poop Peeps Are Here To Help Ruin Easter

You know that poop emoji that we never use, but always giggle at when we’re looking for a happy face? Well, Nomageddon thought that the smiling turd would make a great marshmallow treat. Spoiler… it does.

Poop Peeps would be appropriate for a few reasons. Either, you’ve had it with traditional Peeps staring at you judgingly. Or, you want to let someone know how you really feel about them this Easter.

Either way, with a little brown-dyed sugar and a few other simple ingredients, you can make your own.

[link, via Incredible Things]