Soylent Green Is Real People

Soylent Green — the fictional foodstuff that has come to represent the ultimate dystopian future is now for reals. But since food manufacturers have not resorted to use actual people — to our knowledge — ThinkGeek offers a suitable alternative.

An actual fully-licensed snack, Soylent Green Crackers are made from spinach and high-energy plankton. Suddenly, people don’t sound so bad.

[thanks Dan]

Soylent Green Food Label T-Shirt Lists Your Ingredients

The Soylent Green t-shirt by John Sprengelmeyer will help the wearer display their ingredients. With food labeling becoming stricter, it only makes sense that if we’re to be made into little green crackers — the eater can have peace of mind knowing that we are free-range and contain no high fructose corn syrup.

[link, via Laughing Squid]