To promote its line of 99 Flake Ice Creams, Cadbury has launched the World’s First Amphibious Ice Cream Truck. Going where no ice cream truck has gone before, the ‘HMS Flake 99’ can currently be seen handing out cones to lucky Brits along the River Thames.
In what will surely find favor with their married female demographic, Klondike has rolled out a new campaign called ‘5 Seconds To Glory‘. Created to reinforce the company’s long-standing “What would you do for a Klondike Bar?” campaign, men are asked to endure seemingly horrible things, such as giving their wife five seconds of undivided attention. The reward… said ice cream, confetti, balloons — and to drive the point home further — dancing hot chicks.
Teach your kids the sting of disappointment… Fake Food Cooking Toy
It’s here, it’s beer!… The World’s First Gay Beer
Areola Swirl anyone?… If Ben & Jerry’s Made Breast Milk Ice Cream
Winning!… Charlie Sheen’s Tiger Blood Energy Drink
Impress your French camping buddies… Gourmet Lunch In A Can Exists
Sew them on a train, or in a plane… Crocheted Green Eggs & Ham
A London ice cream shop recently made headlines, by selling ice cream made with human breast milk. Titled ‘Baby Gaga’, the limited batch unsurprisingly sold out within a few days.
So, what if the concept of breast milk ice cream actually caught on? Since nobody has a tighter stranglehold than Ben & Jerry’s on the quirky-titled and gimmicky ice cream market, we couldn’t help but wonder what it would look like if they got in on the action… You’re welcome, Ben & Jerry.
Concerned that the neighborhood ice cream man might be a bit creepy? Well, just be thankful that he’s not a dark sith lord, capable of luring your children into his truck with Jedi mind trick.