Not your average meat-in-a-can, Gastronomie Le Naked Lunch claims that their mystery meat will at least be gourmet.

Made by Quebec-based Conserverie Artisanale, you can now impress all of your French-Canadian camping buddies with options such as Smoked Meat de Canard, Choucroute Alsacienne (sauerkraut and sausage), and Pâté Chinois de Gibier (Quebecois shepherd’s pie). Putain de merde!

[link, via Lost At E Minor]