A London ice cream shop recently made headlines, by selling ice cream made with human breast milk. Titled ‘Baby Gaga’, the limited batch unsurprisingly sold out within a few days.

So, what if the concept of breast milk ice cream actually caught on? Since nobody has a tighter stranglehold than Ben & Jerry’s on the quirky-titled and gimmicky ice cream market, we couldn’t help but wonder what it would look like if they got in on the action… You’re welcome, Ben & Jerry.

S’Mounds

Areola Swirl

Cookies & Colostrum (Limited Edition)

Smashing Pumpkins

Cherry Gazongas

Banana Mammaries