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If you really like caramel apples, and ordinary caramel-on-apple action just won’t do, we have just the thing,
The Caramel Apple Oreo-Coated Caramel Apple is brought to us by Nick of Dude Foods — assembled by adding crumbled Oreos onto a caramel-coated apple on a stick. Very meta.
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Halloween will be here before you know it, and you’re way too lazy to buy an entire costume. Well, if you also enjoy beef, problem solved.
The Cheeseburger Mask will help provide a suitable outfit for any Halloween party you’ll be attending. Unless the party is filled with vegetarians dressed as lettuce.
The best part, the burger headwear is so awesome, you’ll hardly need to wear anything else. Unless you’d like to go full-burger from head to toe, but that might make you look silly.
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This is why we don’t take candy from strangers. This creepy Halloween candy is brought to us by artist Andrew Bell. Part of his ongoing series, The Creatures in my Head, the scary candies include Kisses of Death and Kill Kats.
So, remember kids, always check your candy on Halloween before you eat it. You might live in Andrew Bell’s neighborhood.
Real world problem… You’re a grown woman who still dresses up for Halloween, and you’re fresh out of ideas for a costume. Well, if you dig food and don’t mind being objectified, Foodiggity’s sexy food costume ideas are here to help.
We covered the topic of sexy food costumes a few Halloweens ago. But ever since, the trend has completely spiraled out of control, and deserves a fresh dose of ridicule. Please enjoy…
There’s the beef. The Sexy Hamburger Costume will have men at your adult Halloween party drooling — even if they’re vegetarian. Just be prepared for the “Nice Buns” comments throughout the eveneing.
In case your friend already grabbed the Sexy Burger outfit, you can be the perfect accompaniment with The Sexy Fries Costume. And, if it happens to come up in conversation, you absolutely have a shake to go with those fries.
What could be sexier than an enormous oblong fruit filled with pits, altered to fit your curves? The Sexy Watermelon Costume even has a bite already taken out of it to show a little more skin.
C is for ‘come-hither.’ The Sexy Cookie Costume is a great way to show off your sweetness, and will have all the boys wishing they’d dressed up as Cookie Monster.
Mens’ eyesight will improve when you walk into the party as a giant orange root vegetable. The Sexy Carrot Costume will get you noticed, even if they didn’t eat their carrots as a kid.
The Sexy Pizza Costume will have men at the party craving a slice. Just don’t be surprised if they creepily ask if you deliver in thirty-minutes or less.
Peel into the Sexy Banana Costume. Get a few friends to dress up like you and go as a bunch.
[photos courtesy of Yandy.com]
