What’s with all of the creepy face-food lately? Last week, it was grotesque pot pies with faces, now, it’s time to ruin dessert with Baby Face Macarons.
Although, we can’t seem to find the baker responsible for these, it was submitted by reddit user Probono_Bonobo. Just so you’ll have someone to blame the night terrors on.
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We hope that you saved room for dessert… and to be creeped the eff out.
Creepy Face Pies are brought to us by Etsy shop, It Came From Under My Bed. Although the pies come in a variety of horrifying faces, some of the accoutrements such as teeth and the tongue can be added for effect. That effect being to ruin dessert, dinner and any other plans that you have for the next few days. Enjoy.
Although they may initially freak the kids out, these Creepy Chocolate Chip Cookies will fill bellies and get everyone in the Halloween spirit.
Created by Jen (wold630 on Instructables), the cookies are made possible with a simple chocolate chip cookie recipe. Then you can add the creep factor with eyes, teeth and fake blood.
So, they’re really not that scary. What? The recipe is gluten-free? AAAAHHHH!! Run!!
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If you have a few apples laying around that you’d like to make a bit more horrifying, there’s now a handy tutorial for that.
Submitted by a Reddit member, a shrunken head-type apple is little more than a few razor cuts and a week of scorching summer heat away.
Of course, this same effect can be accomplished in the oven, or traveling back in time to use an actual Shrunken Head Kit.
Artist James Ostrer recently created a series of grotesque portraits titled Wotsit all about — covering models with various forms of junk food.
Presented as a commentary on the dangerous methods of mass food production and our sugar obsession, Osterer takes advantage of the vibrant artificial colors of various junk foods and candies to create very bright and creepy portraits. See more of the project here.
[link, via Junk Culture]
