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Although it wasn’t on the list of vodkas we wish existed… Salty Caramel Apple Vodka is now a thing.
Brought to us by UV Vodka — the folks who answered our Sriracha Vodka prayers — the caramel apple vodka replicates the sweetness of a candy apple, with a little salt to help round out its assault on your palate.
Mix it with some cider and throw in a zombie hand to really help get into the Halloween spirit.
[link, via The Awesomer]
Boring old sugar cubes just don’t seem appropriate this time of year. Get into the Halloween spirit while sweetening your beverage with Skull-Shaped Sugar.
Available in a mix of white and black skulls — either of which will look great on your sugar spoon. Especially if said spoon is also shaped like a skull. So meta.
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Whether you’d like to add some creepiness to breakfast or your cocktail, The Foodiggity Shop will help get you in the spirit. Check out a few items below, and Happy Halloween, y’all.
Hopefully this isn’t a sign of things to come… But, the Splash Cutting Board looks as though it’s bleeding off your countertop.
Designed to remain stable while you work, the surface makes a perfect spot for your cutting needs, or for some extra creative workspace. [$21.99]
If you have a scary holiday party coming up that you’ll be drinking at, or you need to make a Bloody Mary a bit creepier, the Zombie Ice Mold is here to help.
Made to look like a severed hand of the living dead, freeze and drop the giant ice sculpture in your drink of choice. Or, make a jiggly jell-o hand to freak out the kids. [$11.99]
Do you need to get a bottle opened, me hearties? Well, the Legless Pirate Corkscrew is here to help. Complete with a corkscrew for a leg, and a waiter’s friend and foil cutter for arms — this pirate is ready to open any wine bottle. Use it at your Halloween PAAARTY. [$14.99]
Sweetening your beverage has never been cooler or more macabre, than with the Sugar Skull Spoon. The unique scooping utensil provides the perfect way to eat your cereal — or to sweeten your coffee, tea, or absinthe. [$14.99]
Dressing like a pirate to your Halloween party? Well then, Mr. Originality… you’ll need a proper drink insulator with the Freaker Bonehead. Made to fit any bottle or can, the koozie will help remind people you’re a pirate. Even though you wore the same costume last year. [$11.99]
To help open your beer or wine bottle, the Legless Pirate Corkscrew — complete with bottle opener, corkscrew, waiter’s friend and foil cutter. Then, once your bottle is ready to drink, slip on your Freaker Bonehead Koozie. Dress like pirate and you’ll be a triple treat. [$24.99]
S’mores weather is upon us. It’s also Halloween time, so Monster S’mores are definitely in season.
Brought to us by Say Yes, the adorable s’mores are made easily by creating googly eyes with marshmallows and chocolate chips, then placing them over Hershey bar parts and graham crackers.
Eat them before before they eat you.
[link, via The Kitchn]
Pizza rolls just got infinitely cooler and more Halloween-appropriate, with Stuffed Pizza Rolls. Brought to us by Beth from Hungry Happenings, the creepy pizza treats are made simply with a skull baking mold and standard pizza ingredients.
Stuff, bake, and impress your Halloween party guests. Especially if you include some pepperoni brains.
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