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Spatulas out, horns up… It’s time to make Shepherd’s Pie at Metal Kitchen. With music provided by The Ghost Inside, our host for this episode, Linzey Rae, offers cooking instructions by yelling at us. Oh, sorry… by singing the instructions metalcore-style.
Subtitles are provided for those who might be more into classical or slow jazz. Either way, there’s a Shepherd’s Pie to comfort you when it’s all over. Check it out here, metalhead.
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Who would’ve ever thought that letting kids around Gordon Ramsay was a good idea? However, on MasterChef Junior, where aspiring young cooks perform for the yelly foul-mouthed Brit, Ramsay actually shows signs of being quite magnanimous and nurturing.
However, because the internet exists, YouTube member Sam Wilber shows us what it would look like if Ramsay spoke to these impressionable kids, the same way that he emotionally destroys adults. This video shouldn’t be as funny as it is… but it is.
NSFW language ahead…
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Lou Lou P’s Delights, who’s been killing it lately with animal and mystical creature-themed baked goods, is back with Hippo Dumplings.
The adorable pastry family wallows happily in their stew. Not sure what monster could actually eat that baby hippo though.
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The problem with ordinary LEGOs is that, although they’re addictive and colorful, they’re just not jiggly and edible enough.
Thankfully, there’s “The King of Random” Grant Thompson to help solve our real world problem. With a few simple ingredients and supplies, Grant makes totally edible and fully-stackable Gummy LEGO Bricks and minifigures.
Your new gummies will help make a very gelatinous tower, or any structure you can come up with. And, the best part, is that the gummy LEGOs won’t destroy your feet if stepped on.
If you’re still using a knife to butter your foodstuffs, you’re doing it wrong. The Butter Boss is here to help revolutionize how we slather delicious butter.
Brought to us by Goose, the Butter Boss is a brilliant design that keeps a stick of butter safe, and accessible with a simple twist. It’s also dishwasher safe and heat-resistant so you can also be the boss of keeping things safe and clean.
The product is currently in Kickstarter phase, with a first run of product scheduled for this summer. Contribute and be the best butter boss you can be.
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