If you’re the type who still likes to send greeting cards to people, especially the ones you hate, there may be no better way to say what’s on your mind, than with Gordon Ramsay’s Insult Cards.

Brought to us by Alex Finnis over at BuzzFeed, the usually benign piece of folded cardstock now becomes a perfect way to passive-aggressively eviscerate your enemies.

Whether they are truly a “F@cking Donkey,” an “Idiot Sandwich,” or deserve a “kick in the nuts,” Ramsay’s zingers will help do the talking for you. Just like Hallmark does on Valentine’s Day.

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