Ketchup Caviar Is Finally A Thing Thanks To Heinz

Heinz Ketchup, already the caviar of condiments, has gotten even fancier. Heinz Ketchup Caviar is now a thing, and looks to add some much-needed class to a burger or hot dog of your choosing.

The high-brow tomato spread is available in very limited quantities, with only 150 jars being produced. The way to get your hands on some ketchup caviar is on Twitter… reply to the tweet below with #HeinzKetchupCaviar and #Sweeps.

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The $2000 Pizza Offers Pretentiousness By The Slice

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Are you looking for a pizza that goes above and beyond the average sauce and cheese? Do you have two-thousand dollars burning a hole in your pocket? Are you an intolerable douche? Then here’s the pizza for you.

NYC’s Industry Kitchen has a $2000 Pizza on the menu. What does a two-grand pizza get ya? A squid ink dough, topped with Stilton cheese, foie gras, caviar and edible 24k gold leaf. The pizza needs to be ordered 48 hours in advance, so plan ahead, douche.

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This Caviar-Covered Twinkie Costs $125

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It used to be that the only prerequisite to be considered “county fair food,” was that it needed to be deep-fried, on a stick, or both.

However, to help celebrate the 125th anniversary of the OC Fair, the food is getting all fancy-like with a $125 Caviar Twinkie.

The creator is Chicken Charlie, who’s branching out from his deep-frying expertise. The Caviar Twinkie is a two-bite dessert… although you are welcome to suck the creme-filling out first, like any self-respecting Twinkie-eater.

[link, via First We Feast]