Are you looking for a pizza that goes above and beyond the average sauce and cheese? Do you have two-thousand dollars burning a hole in your pocket? Are you an intolerable douche? Then here’s the pizza for you.

NYC’s Industry Kitchen has a $2000 Pizza on the menu. What does a two-grand pizza get ya? A squid ink dough, topped with Stilton cheese, foie gras, caviar and edible 24k gold leaf. The pizza needs to be ordered 48 hours in advance, so plan ahead, douche.

[link, via Incredible Things]