Tag: expensive

There’s a $35,000 Bottle Of Hidden Valley Ranch Now

Ranch couldn’t possibly get any more spectacular. That is unless it comes in a jewel-encrusted glass bottle worth as much as a mid-priced sedan.

To help celebrate National Ranch Day, Hidden Valley is giving away a $35,000 bottle of the wonderful condiment. Simply follow Hidden Valley Ranch on Twitter, retweet the post below, and you’ll be entered to win.

Then you can continue to dip your baby carrots in ranch… LIKE A BOSS!!

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The $2000 Pizza Offers Pretentiousness By The Slice

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Are you looking for a pizza that goes above and beyond the average sauce and cheese? Do you have two-thousand dollars burning a hole in your pocket? Are you an intolerable douche? Then here’s the pizza for you.

NYC’s Industry Kitchen has a $2000 Pizza on the menu. What does a two-grand pizza get ya? A squid ink dough, topped with Stilton cheese, foie gras, caviar and edible 24k gold leaf. The pizza needs to be ordered 48 hours in advance, so plan ahead, douche.

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Gold Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter

Boldly go where no ordinary silver pizza cutter has gone before. The limited-edition Golden Star Trek Pizza Cutter will slice your pizza as classy as possible. However, celebrating your geekdom on pizza night will not come cheap — as the gold-plated Enterprise is $99.99. Comes in a fancy case though.

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There’s Gold In Them Thar Beers

Most of us have had some form of gold beer. But it was probably limited to the shiny can of a Coors Extra, or the golden hue of Miller High Life. Now, for a select few, a Czech brewery is making an actual gold beer, by placing 0.018 grams of the inert metal in each bottle.

Officially titled “Re” after the Egyptian sun god, and packaged in an actual champagne bottle — the golden lager is truly “The Champagne of Beers.” Sorry, Miller High Life.

 

 

This Cookie is Old, Expensive

A cookie — one that isn’t even double-stuffed or ninja-shaped, mind you — recently sold at auction for £1,250 (about $1949). Originally made for explorer Ernest Shackleton’s Antarctic expedition in 1907-1909, the ‘cookie’ is actually a milk biscuit made by Huntley & Palmers. Something tells me that the snow would have tasted better.

My suggestion would be, to put an Oreo Triple Double in a safe place. If this auction is any indication, in 104 years that Oreo will be worth about 32-billion dollars.

[via Squid Ink]