The Heinz Ketchup Puzzle is here to remind us, not only do we have all the time in the world, but that asking a waitress for ketchup hasn’t happened in months.
The 570-piece puzzle is all red. No pictures on the box to refer to, no watching a fun image come together on your dining room table. Just you, your last remnants of patience, and a reminder that there’s probably no ketchup in the fridge. Available here.
Move over, Mayomust. Step aside, Mayochup. And, spare us that ‘mixing condiments ourselves’ talk. Kranch is here to answer your franken-condiment prayers.
Heinz is back at it — this time mixing ketchup and ranch dressing. This adds to their lineup of mixed condiments — all sharing the philosophy that ketchup, mustard and mayonnaise just don’t cut it on their own anymore.
Let us know if you get your hands on any Kranch.
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Heinz Ketchup, already the caviar of condiments, has gotten even fancier. Heinz Ketchup Caviar is now a thing, and looks to add some much-needed class to a burger or hot dog of your choosing.
The high-brow tomato spread is available in very limited quantities, with only 150 jars being produced. The way to get your hands on some ketchup caviar is on Twitter… reply to the tweet below with #HeinzKetchupCaviar and #Sweeps.
America’s favorite ketchup presents America’s favorite caviar. Reply with #HeinzKetchupCaviar and #Sweeps for the chance to get your hands on one of 150 jars this Valen-HEINZ day. No purchase necessary. Rules linked in bio. pic.twitter.com/aa8NNebVk1
— Heinz Ketchup (@HeinzKetchup_US) January 24, 2019
Why take the time to manually mix ketchup and mayonnaise, when Heinz will gladly do it for you?
Mayochup will not only save space in your fridge, but the condiment mash-up will keep you from having to do all that work. Although this “fry-sauce” is currently only available in the Middle East, Heinz is asking folks if they should bring Mayochup to the U.S.
So, head to Twitter and let them know how you feel about Mayochup. “Yes, please!” Or, “I’ll mix my own, Heinz!”
Still struggling with that slow and unresponsive ketchup bottle? Well, the Heinz Automato is here to help… sorta. The ketchup robot will speed across any table and conveniently deliver a powerful blast of condiment to your weiny.
