Dear Gwyneth… You’re doing it wrong.
Hambuster is an animated short by five students from computer animation academy Supinfocom Arles. We’re not sure what the burger’s beef is *zing*, but it appears to get awfully pissed off when our protagonist tries to take a bite.
Absolute chaos and some cartoon gore ensues.
In what appears to be a failed experiment by Seth Brundle, Le Double Mix is a ‘burger’ with sauce au poivre on one side, and sauce au brie fondu on the other. And if you have no idea what those are, no worries — the sandwich is only available in countries that take an hour to say ‘melted cheese’.
A handy guide… How We Can Tell If Martha Stewart Is Drunk
A sign of the times… Campbell’s Soup Cans As American Flag
Smell like a carny… Corn Dog Soap
Food is the new black… Wearable Food by Sung Yeonju
Not your usual drunk stories… Detective Series Printed on Beer Bottles
Until it becomes self-aware… Get Your Coffee From A Dancing Robot
The Chuck Norris of Boxed Chocolates… Compartes Black Collection
Give the gift of pork fat this year… Join the Bacon Society
Grade USA beef… The United Steaks of America
Guess the horrific food item… Minimalist Food
Just do not stare directly at the Burger Eclipse as you risk having the image permanently burned into your retinas, causing you to see burgers forever. Actually, that would be kind of awesome.