Need to turn a grilled cheese sandwich into something horrifying? There’s an app for that.
Denny’s, which for years has taken liberties with what should actually be considered food, has now blurred the lines between appetizer and main course. Their new Fried Cheese Melt is a grilled cheese sandwich embedded with four mozzarella sticks.
Priced at a reasonable $4 — it’s served with french fries (sure, why not?) and a side of marinara sauce.
During this ongoing grosser-than-gross contest that began with the KFC Double Down and appeared to reach its pinnacle with Friendly’s Grilled Cheese Burger Melt — Denny’s latest entry is actually sort of lame.
However for a mere $4 dollars it should be successful, considering its assumed target demographic — broke and stoned college co-eds.
This looks like a heart attack wrapped in two pieces of bread.