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The process of slicing bread, and then placing it in the toaster, takes up too much time in the morning. Thankfully, there are inventors like Colin Furze looking out for you, who’s created the Toasting Knife.
Hooked up to a microwave transporter, a modified electric knife blade is heated up enough that it will toast your bread while it slices. Although, it is not an ideal toasting, it’s no worse than the first slice that we burn every morning. Please watch this.
[link, via The Awesomer]
Boring old soup again? Improve upon your liquid dinner with the most adorable soup rolls possible.
Hungry Hippo Rolls are brought to us by Sandra at Handmade Charlotte. The rolls are easily made with ready-made bread dough, with a few black eyed peas and two black beans for the eyes and nose. Marbles not included.
[link, via the kitchn]
Tired of playing video games as a mustachioed plumber, or an 8-bit miner? I Am Bread is here to help, by placing you in the action as a slice of bread — seriously.
If you’re a bit unclear on the object of the game, you’re not alone. It appears that you control your bread, while it makes its way through various rooms, before it’s inevitably toasted and buttered.
Which makes I Am Bread either the silliest thing we’ve ever seen, or the greatest thing since one of those inventions that made our lives easier… can’t think of any at the moment, it’s early.
[link, via Lost At E Minor]
The problem with your current toast… it’s simply not three-dimensional and adorable enough. Enter the Teddy Bear Toast Stamp.
This handy little kitchen tool will add some much-needed adorbz to your kids’ lunches — whether it’s a PB&J with the crusts cut off, or you’re simply looking to add some excitement to boring old white bread.
[via Bored Panda]
You probably haven’t thought about Wonder Bread since mom stopped cutting the crusts off for you. So, it only makes sense that the ubiquitous and polka-dotted bread would be vying for your attention again, with a certified awesome ad campaign.
Brought to us by Wonder Bread Canada and The Hive in Toronto, the five ads use a clever combination of stop-motion, synced with a voice-over of everyday life — reinforcing the theme of “The Greatest Thing Since…”.
While watching the crusts get cut off a PB&J will make you feel all warm and nostalgic inside, the white bread is also an effective apology tool, and a great food item to gossip over. Check out all of the ads below…
[via AdWeek]