Woman Films Herself Smashing Her Face Into Various Forms of Bread, Wins The Internet

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If there was any doubt that the internet is an endless resource for the finest entertainment available, the Instagram account, Breadface, is here to prove it once again.

The account, which consists of nothing but short videos, sees our protagonist doing nothing more than presenting different kinds of bread, placing it on the table, and then smashing her face into it. OK… that’s enough internet for today.

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A video posted by Bread Face (@breadfaceblog) on

A video posted by Bread Face (@breadfaceblog) on

A video posted by Bread Face (@breadfaceblog) on

A video posted by Bread Face (@breadfaceblog) on

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Nothin’ But A Bag Of Bread Bones

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Halloween is coming and we need our carbs. The Bag of Bread Bones is brought to us by Lou Lou P’s Delights, and features an array of rolls and bread loaves in different sizes.

As you can see, the breads are shaped and painted to help form an entire skeleton when placed together. Hopefully, the skeleton was used to make many scary sandwiches.

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The Pug Loaf Is The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread

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Apologies in advance to anyone who’s gluten-intolerant and/or a cat person, but Pugloaf could be the greatest thing since forever.

Pugloaf is brought to us by Lou Lou P’s Delights, and is currently the cutest way to carb-load. But don’t feel bad, cat people… there’s always Catloaf.

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Bread That Looks Like A Square Watermelon Exists

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We were under the impression that bread couldn’t get any more exciting than multi-grain… That stuff is crazy.

However, Tawain-based Jimmy’s Bakery has found an even more interesting way to enjoy our carbs, by making Square Watermelon Bread.

Using powdered green tea, strawberry, and bamboo charcoal to color the dough, it’s then baked to look like a square watermelon, which are very popular in Japan. Check out how to make your own below.

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[via Pee-wee]