Tag: beer

No, This Is Now The World’s Strongest Beer

It’s been a while since we updated our ongoing saga of The World’s Strongest Beer — but it now appears as though we have a new overly powerful brew. Armageddon, by Scottish brewer Brewmeister, clocks in at 65% ABV — which if you’re keeping score, is around ten times the ABV of your average beer.

It also surpasses our previous title holder Start of The Future (60% ABV) and the infamous dead squirrel beer, End of History (55% ABV). Not available in liquor stores in the U.S., it is available online.

[link, via HuffPo]

Army Man Bottle Opener

Lost amongst dozens of others in the same package, all the same color, and with no moving parts — little green army men would quickly become the least popular of your toys. But now, the army men are back, hoping to redeem themselves by helping to open your beer. The Army Man Bottle Opener takes advantage of the little green guy’s stoic pose — creating a great tool for prying open a cold one.

And, it’s made from sturdy die cast metal. So, don’t bother trying to melt this one outside with a magnifying glass.

[link, via GeekAlerts]

Beer Can Keyboard

If you’re getting bored with thumb-typing, and have some drunken emails to send, Robofun recently created a keyboard that uses cans of beer as keys. Created for the 2012 Webstock conference, the Arduino-powered keyboard uses Staropramen beer cans in the standard QWERTY set up.

And, instead of the mundane and soul-crushing sound of plastic keys being pressed repeatedly, these can keys make the sound of a beer being opened. Data entry has never been so intoxicating.

[via Gizmodo]

Leather Bicycle Beer Holder

If you need that beer to go, and your car’s cup holder is already filled with empties, The Bicycle Can Cage is here to help. Made of hand-stitched rigid leather, your newest bicycle accessory might actually encourage you to use the bike that you bought with the empty promise of actually riding it. Place a PBR in the holder and you can drink ironically while you cruise the neighborhood.

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Star Wars Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener

You’ve never heard of the Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener? It’s the bottle opener that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs. Although we never could tell what the hell Han was talking about — one thing we do understand is that there are beers, and those beers need to be opened.

Even though this miniature version with a hole in the back won’t help save any universes, it will help open your beer of choice. And, it has a magnet on the back to stick to the fridge, or to hide underneath a Star Destroyer.

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