Lost amongst dozens of others in the same package, all the same color, and with no moving parts — little green army men would quickly become the least popular of your toys. But now, the army men are back, hoping to redeem themselves by helping to open your beer. The Army Man Bottle Opener takes advantage of the little green guy’s stoic pose — creating a great tool for prying open a cold one.

And, it’s made from sturdy die cast metal. So, don’t bother trying to melt this one outside with a magnifying glass.

[link, via GeekAlerts]