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A unicorn might be able to poop rainbows and produce tears that cure all known ailments — but they’re certainly not too good that they can’t hold our corn.
Unicorn Corn Holders take the majestic animal’s horn — which has, up until now, been for show — and puts it to good use. Guests at your next barbecue will get a kick out of majestically holding their cob.
Each set contains 4 pairs of corn holders. Check them out at The Foodiggity Shop.
Dost thou require the tastiest dragon meat in all the land? Canned Dragon Meat will be a hit at your next feast. Not only does it conveniently provide the meat pre-slayed, but it uses only red dragon meat, which we hear is the best. No mention if the dragon is free-range organic.
[spoiler:The Dragon Meat can actually contains the stuffed dragon head seen above. But it is gluten-free. link]
You’ve made your Star Trek cookies and got your Spock Oven Mitt on. But where’s the spatula worthy of picking up your deliciously geeky treats?
The Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Spatula is here to help. Designed to look just like Kirk’s ride, the BPA-free spatula will help keep your little Star Trek-themed baking party going. Boldly check it out here.
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If Ron Swanson had his own video game [editor’s note: Someone, please make this happen], it would surely be nothing short of an epic 8-bit quest for bacon and eggs.
All The Bacon & Eggs poster gives us a glimpse into this alternate video game reality, with our friend Ron becoming Super Mario — only with a better mustache. Gameplay would surely include our hero stomping on some vegans and government officials, while scrolling towards the ultimate breakfast.
[link, via Cool Material]
Who would’ve thought that embroidery and meat would go so well together? Artist Ali Lander-Shindler already knows that meat goes with everything, and has created a series of meat-inspired embroidered typography.
Created with colors and patterns influenced by the subject — for instance the fleshy pinkish hues of Canadian Bacon — the series also contains incredible textures that you’ll want to reach out and touch. Touch the meat, touch it!!
[link, via The Fox Is Black]