Dost thou require the tastiest dragon meat in all the land? Canned Dragon Meat will be a hit at your next feast. Not only does it conveniently provide the meat pre-slayed, but it uses only red dragon meat, which we hear is the best. No mention if the dragon is free-range organic.
[spoiler:The Dragon Meat can actually contains the stuffed dragon head seen above. But it is gluten-free. link]
Yashar Shayan says
Please do not buy this product, Dragons are endangered and we shouldn’t be eating them 🙂