If Ron Swanson had his own video game [editor’s note: Someone, please make this happen], it would surely be nothing short of an epic 8-bit quest for bacon and eggs.

All The Bacon & Eggs poster gives us a glimpse into this alternate video game reality, with our friend Ron becoming Super Mario — only with a better mustache. Gameplay would surely include our hero stomping on some vegans and government officials, while scrolling towards the ultimate breakfast.

[link, via Cool Material]