Fast Food Lasagna by Epic Meal Time

15 Big Macs, 15 Wendy’s Baconators, 15 A&W Teen Burgers, and a complete disregard for Italian culture — Epic Meal Time presents the Fast Food Lasagna.

In addition to the aforementioned ingredients, the culinary terrorists include their requisite pounds of bacon, Jack Daniels meat sauce, and a few pounds of cheese… layer after horrifying layer. Sorry Grandma.

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Cupcake Vodka Exists

What happens when we allow Carrie Bradshaw to dictate our food trends? Cupcake Vodka, that’s what.

Created for a demographic that we hope only exists in Sex and The City reruns — something the company calls the ‘adult millennial’ — they offer four horrifying ways of further emasculating the once proud Russian spirit, Original, Chiffon, Devil’s Food, and Frosting. At least we can take solace in knowing that Cupcake Vodka might just be what we needed to begin the cupcake’s long overdue shame spiral. Fingers crossed.

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