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Considering their aim and inherent subservience, it wouldn’t be surprising if a Stormtrooper’s head was filled with little more than burnt bread. So, the Stormtrooper Toaster makes perfect sense.
Simply drop a few slices of bread into the trooper’s empty noggin, and make that toast as dark as you’d like. No matter, as the lighter side always seems to win.
There’s also a Stormtrooper Waffle Maker. And yes, he does appear to be too short for a waffle.
The perfect pair… chicken and waffles. Whether you’re enjoying them for brunch or want to wear them on your feet, Nike SB Chicken and Waffles Sneakers are here.
The Nike kicks come complete with a waffle-texture throughout, a dripping-with-syrup brand swoosh, and chicken and waffle graphic on the insoles.
The chicken and waffle footwear is set to be released in April*. Then you can just point to your feet when ordering brunch.
*beware the April Fool’s
Regardless of how you feel in the morning, there’s always waffles. Rosanna Pansino of Nerdy Nummies is here to show us a range of breakfast emotions with Emoji Waffles.
Inspired by some of our favorite keyboard smiley faces, the waffles are made easily with some Eggos, melted chocolate, and cut-up fruits.
Perhaps, Rosanna’s effort is the first step towards finally getting us a waffle emoji. Now, we wait.
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Just in case you still aren’t sure who to root for in the upcoming Captain America: Civil War, keep in mind that one team may be bringing waffles.
The Captain America Waffle Maker will make fluffy breakfast versions of the First Avenger’s shield. It even helps provide some deep nooks and crannies to hold plenty of syrup and butter. Your move, Iron Man.
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That’s no pancake… It’s a Death Star Waffle. Thanks to The Death Star Waffle Maker, you’ll now have the finest breakfast in the galaxy.
Leave your batter on a bit longer and really go over to the dark side. Makes 7″ waffles. Available here.
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